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Jackson Demotivational Poster

I'm so old -

TAGS: prince michael jackson baby boom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:24 pm
Man, good poster here, Inspector. Unfortunately, I remember when Liberace was normal…then weird. Crap, I’m an ancient phukk.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:42 pm
Well done inspector. Sad but true. Sad, but f**king true.
TheSanityInspector - January 17, 2014, 2:26 pm
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2014, 2:04 pm
So...Prince is Martin Luther King's son, right?


PEPSI WHITE - The new Michael Jackson tribute flavor

TAGS: pepsi white michael jackson yogurt
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by bOB cHIN

misfit - July 28, 2009, 6:50 pm
pepsi and yogurt? yak!

THE WIZARD OF OZ - Does he look like a bitch?


TAGS: prison dilemma jesse jackson
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

RHJunior - October 2, 2011, 3:52 am
Not executing a murderer makes the State a collaborator.


TAGS: vitiligo michael jackson disease
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Pedro

Derek - August 4, 2009, 1:20 am
Perhaps a self-imposed strain. At least this poor guy's nose is intact.

MICHAEL JACKSON - Proof that only in America can you be born a poor black boy, and die a rich white woman.

TAGS: michael jackson
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by angus90

Me_ - April 7, 2010, 2:07 pm
forseti - April 7, 2010, 3:28 am
tell me something new


TAGS: michael jackson children kids rape
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Solgard

la la - October 29, 2009, 1:48 am
Fuck you. He never raped anykid so go fuck yourself
lul - June 26, 2009, 10:12 pm
he dead now sucka!
Scorpio7 - February 12, 2009, 11:08 pm
ONLY if your child has a penis.

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY - you've been struck by a failed ventricle

TAGS: michael jackson smooth criminal
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 5:48 pm
Guilty !
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2010, 1:47 am
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 1:38 am
Is It Cool That Im Atracted to Mj?
boeweizer - January 19, 2010, 5:07 am
im more apathetic about death i just go,eh what can i do, answer not much so i forget
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 5:25 pm
God, that made me laugh so hard. I could literally hear the song as I was reading it, then...ahahahahahaa
Haarakkon - August 18, 2009, 8:41 am
Expand your horizons. Google "ventricle". We'll stay away from "hypothalamus" for now.
... - August 18, 2009, 8:31 am
What did this poster mean by "failed ventricle?"
BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:42 pm
Harsh, maybe.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 4:02 am
Weren't you sworn to secrecy? pass the paint.....
a name - July 4, 2009, 4:01 am
Actually, I heard on TMZ that him, Elvis and 2pac are all in Cuba right now in a house owned by Bigfoot. Either that or I'm sniffing paint again...
moooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:57 am
I'm telling you. He faked it. He's in the park by your house right now.
a name - July 4, 2009, 3:50 am
Well he looked enough like an embalmed corpse in real life, I don't think the funeral home will have to do much other than glue his wig to his head and, if there is a God, his hand to his crotch.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:25 am
If you've never heard of Jon Lajoie, Well, you just suck.
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:24 am
If you haven't heard Jon Lajoie's "Michael Jackson is dead" You really should.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:42 am
We'll always have Paris. That's what we called it when I smashed his penis with a lead model of the Eiffel Tower.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:40 am
Hey I didn't order this pizza with...SAUSAGE!!
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:39 am
Or bathwater silt float...whatever.
mooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:38 am
I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend!
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:38 am
Yeah it kinda like drinking a beer float!
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:36 am
I'm gonna assume aggy is praying to the porcelain god right now. One Guinness would do that to me......Yuck.
moooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:27 am
Ask for type "o" It has an earthy Oak flavour with a touch of nutmeg.
moooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:26 am
Spelling fail. Seppuku commencing in 3...2...1
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:25 am
I'll get on it as soon as I have a change of blood.
moooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:24 am
Defenitley check out Drawn together aggy. And TTH, Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:23 am
TTH... moooooo sells with a purpose of fulfillment. You needn't call the game.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:18 am
hey moooooooo when i sold her to you i said it was hush hush!
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:18 am
Big Comedy Central fan... never wathced Drawn Together. Stand-up fan, moreso.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:17 am
I'm with you on that one Aggy. But TTH and I were just trading "Drawn Together" lines. I'm no perv....just ask the chick in my cellar.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:15 am
LMAO! Girls ain't my thing.... gotta know temselves first. 25+ usually.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:12 am
Yeah, You're not making as much sense as usual....but who am I to talk.
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:11 am
Here's to the tiniest ass you can tap without setting off an Amber Alert!
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:09 am
I cannot lie... I'm chasing the 24th Guinness (4th 6-pack) and I'm only 5 behind.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:07 am
Aggy. Did you fall in a vat of Guinness? Or PCP, I know they have a lot of PCP in Nevada.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:07 am
No Funyuns? How can that be? Impossible.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:06 am
Sadly no funions in Canada as far as I know. I think she just felt left out.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:06 am
I'm not the smoker one might suspect... hotel.casino had me more focused... not riding the white pony.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:05 am
I hope Porcelina doesnt catch us on her poster! she gets mad!
moooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:02 am
Double dong Denzel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:02 am
have you ever seen funions for sale in Canada?
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:00 am
A twelve year old girl and a donkey?
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:57 am
You like drawn together too? I'm starting to think your my long lost twin brother. But seriously, funions or GTFO.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 12:55 am
no way dem's foxy's funions!
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:54 am
[email protected]
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:53 am
Excellent. Bring your bank card......and some funions.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 12:53 am
Ummmmm - as long as my trip to Chicago wasn't a waste?
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 12:52 am
I shall be in an hour early or so to go to the dogpark. but i will be at the game.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:49 am
Aggy. I never knew you were into watersports. TTH. will you be attending the festivities in the wheat city tomorrow? starting at 1800hrs.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 12:36 am
Did they bury him in neverland or back home in georgia, or did they just put him in the recycle box for pickup?
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 12:30 am
All arguments aside, P rocks! Cope, morons!
Moooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:19 am
Am I the only one who thinks he might have found a way to fake it? I mean, He's been slowly turning white for a decade and he knows a plastic surgeon or two. Maybe he's just playing golf and living in some suburban neighborhood. Maybe YOUR neighborhood.
LOL funnyyyyyyy - July 4, 2009, 12:06 am
Too soon? Are you kidding? Everyone knew the jokes were going to happen asap!
Woody - July 1, 2009, 5:05 pm
Not too soon, too late.
Grammar Nazi - June 29, 2009, 2:04 pm
too soon.
Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 10:43 am
The only thing this poster is missing is a WAA-WAAA trombone note, ala Debbie Downer.
motifake - June 29, 2009, 10:34 am

Now give her 5 lions, because I know a bunch of you guys dinged this poster already :)
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 1:33 pm
Thank youu
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:31 am
Motifake: You da man!!!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:31 am
Porcelina: Always post genius. That was too good not to share.
motifake - June 27, 2009, 8:40 am

will assign this one to porcelina
Agent K - June 27, 2009, 6:02 am
not cool...not cool at all, epic fail for stealing!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:55 am
A ripoff from Porcelina? First of all, why on earth didn't you post it? Secondly, I now understand why it was posted anonymously... if ID'd it would be a death sentence!
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 12:47 am
What the fuuuuck. I posted that on the forum
agdaniele - June 26, 2009, 11:35 pm
This is my kind of humor. I have to give it a 5, but it's extremely chickenshit to post it anonymously. If you're gonna be bad... show your stuff, or let it be.


TAGS: immortal micheal jackson freddie mercury
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

MPsniper - February 14, 2012, 4:48 am
remember, MJ was not found innocent, he just wasnt found guilty.
forseti - February 14, 2012, 3:25 am
What a great time! Jacko was black, they both were still alive and Justin Bieber probably wasn't even born.

CASINO ROYALE - Samuel L Jackson as James Bond "I said 'shaken not stirred', Muthafukka!"

TAGS: samuel jackson
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Koradan

angus90 - May 7, 2010, 1:57 am
good shit
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:41 pm
I wasn't paying close attention to his face and just automatically thought "Richard Kiel is back!" then thought about it and felt really really silly
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:29 pm
Very clever. 5L.

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT - see mom i told you michael jackson is barney

TAGS: barney michael jackson
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by blackblaze

blackblaze - April 8, 2011, 6:26 am
hey did ui just call me a dog jkjkjkjkjk
Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:22 am
...another Scooby-Doo Mystery solved
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 10:36 pm


THANK GOD THAT BOY WAS FOUND - For a second, I thought Michael Jackson ordered take-out in heaven.

TAGS: michael jackson balloon boy tasteless
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by mintcrisp

Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:28 pm
How'd I miss this classic? 5L!
Bah - December 13, 2009, 8:37 pm
Terribilarious! 5L!
erock - November 4, 2009, 12:58 am
that is really freakin funny. five lions
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:52 am
WTF! you hit up like half a dozen MJ poster. were you touched? are you suffering from stockholm syndrome?
gay - October 29, 2009, 1:46 am
go to Hell!!!!
Cheesy Poofs - October 22, 2009, 7:43 pm
Cant... Stop... Laughing... 5L
lunchmeat5000 - October 22, 2009, 12:57 am
Hmmm...this quote was on texts from last night
agdaniele - October 22, 2009, 12:17 am
The pedo one still makes me laugh more. I love it.
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 12:06 am
And this was made my a non member, amazing
Treehodger - October 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
you mean in hell?
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 10:17 pm
thanks WTFO
CANADA - October 21, 2009, 10:16 pm
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 9:25 pm
very nice, MC. Also, I like the new avatar, DM.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 9:21 pm
oh wow, thank you mintcrisp
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 9:12 pm
So far out of bounds it's on a new playing field. Excellent.
MrRandom - October 21, 2009, 9:10 pm
Hahahhaha nice.

CAN YOU FIND - ... the real Michael Jackson?

TAGS: game mjackson members
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

M0rd3kaI - July 16, 2012, 8:51 pm
Oh, you know I do Pwissy... you know I do
MissPriss - July 16, 2012, 11:44 am
That's why I luv ya Modick you have a way with the women.
M0rd3kaI - July 15, 2012, 11:21 pm
'Cause this is Kai, Kai's night There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty bananas, girl Kai, Kai's night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, poop thrower tonight
MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 2:55 pm
Teehee my bad...MJ...head was still in badly needs sleep mode.
MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 2:53 pm
Thank you all you MK wanna be's!
GaryO - July 15, 2012, 9:31 am
Good’un, MP
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 1:51 am
LOL Great job, MissPriss! 5L 4 U :)
Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:51 pm
five'd & fav'd!

PERSCRIPTION FOR DEATH - They had problems with drugs, known problems. Doctors still prescribed them with drugs... legally. Where's the accountability?

TAGS: michael jackson whitney houston perscriptions
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 10:23 am
Too Bad But They Played With Fire !
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:06 pm
no bl5ck jokes on MF :)

YOU'RE NEXT!!! - Scarier than Bill Goldberg...

TAGS: michael jackson
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Darth Uriel

Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 10:21 am
Oh Ok...
Tyrannous - July 18, 2009, 9:37 am
Somehow i think it was him that was next :-P

MICHAEL JACKSON - or how to begin your life as a black male and finish it as a white female

TAGS: funny michael jackson lol rofl lmao
Rating: 1.68/5

More motifakes by Wario6000

culos - March 22, 2011, 7:41 am
This white female is now just a collection of bleached bones, what's the big deal about that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 12:05 am
I understand that you have some very strong feelings about this dead pedophile, But threatening and abusive statements toward members is a good way to get yourself in trouble here. Fairly warned. (and work on your spelling, you're embarrassing yourself)
pzykosiz - March 21, 2011, 11:51 pm
maybe you should move along and find an internet community who cares
TheTrashHeap - March 21, 2011, 11:36 pm
He openly admitted to giving alcohol to young boys and then sleeping in a big bed with them. He admitted it on film and tried to say it was normal behavior. He also payed off his accusers. Pretty much an admission of guilt.
ICEMAN - March 21, 2011, 10:45 pm
He's so dead.
MichaelIsInnocentScrewu - March 21, 2011, 10:30 pm
RIP Do not listen to this sh*t, do not let it bother you..We're here..I dont deal with this crap no more. I actually got into A HUGE fight me vs my teacher I won in the end. Spread crap about MJ, you'll break some bones *cracks knuckles* hes so hott...
MichaelIsInnocentScrewu - March 21, 2011, 10:29 pm
I had to friggen sign up to post these friggen comments, your just pathetic, and childish. How stupid. Michael will always be the love of my heart, and an amazing talented man, who cares about changing the world. As for you, your an iggnorant a*s!
MichaelIsInnocentScrewu - March 21, 2011, 10:29 pm
Leave Michael Alone! Suck D*ck you f*cking As*hole! Get a f*cking life! Ur jealous hes 100000 million times better then u and saved many lives and helped deiseses of children! Search up THE MIKE JR SONG on utube IT PROVE HE HAS BALLS AND SOME GOOD BIG 1S!
bOB cHIN - October 9, 2009, 9:21 am
I think you have idea about this web site that may be ill-conceived, You dumb. You obv searched out some posters about MJ because the two you commented on were done 10 months apart. There must be plenty of tribute sites where your love could b appreciated
why should i give you my name? - October 8, 2009, 10:14 pm
stop talking trash about michael, you have alot more things wrong with you than he will ever have with him, your just jealous you cant make a change like him, he changed soo many lives, made the world a better place, and this is how you pay him back?!wow!
nunya fuckin buisiness - August 30, 2009, 1:10 pm
suck balls bitches!!!!!
RnR - September 15, 2008, 8:07 am
yeh, esspecially with this impersonation of Rose DeWitt Bukater

THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future

TAGS: justin bieber sucks michael jackson ryan seacrest american idol
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by minimaan

fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am


TAGS: wizardofoz samueljackson pulpfiction
Rating: 3.74/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 8:45 pm
LMAO! amsome job!

AGENT HILL... - Did I ever tell you How I Met Your Motherf**king Avengers?

NEVERLAND - Where every night was like Prom night for Michael.

LAST WISHES - Per his request, Michael be melted down and turned into Legos. That way little boys can play with HIM.

TAGS: funny humor jackson michael
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Lame - October 29, 2009, 1:49 am
Heaps lame
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 1:27 pm
What's this?: __________________________ Michael Jackson's EKG.
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:13 pm
Birthers, can't live with them, and beating them up would be considered a hate crime against the mentally handicapped...
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:47 pm
Michael Jackson has court, his lawyer asked him if they had any evidence on him... Michael replied, yes, but its only minor shit.
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:44 pm
erm, they're...
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:41 pm
what's the difference between MJ and a cell phone? their both made of plastic, but only one can be recharged when it dies!
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:39 pm
What do you call a four person band with no lead singer? The Jackson five
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:38 pm
What is Michael Jackson doing this weekend? Baby sitting for John Travolta!
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:37 pm
What kind of dressing does Macauley Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch
Jmac0585 - July 29, 2009, 12:37 pm
I wish I could stop hearing about this guy every freaking day.
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:36 pm
They served caviar at MJ's funeral in memory of him beause it too comes on little white crackers.
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:35 pm
MJ wants to be cremated and his ashes spread in some hot chili. The chili will then be fed to several young boys so he can tear their asses apart one more time.
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:34 pm
you could make fun of Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) for being born in Kenya and registered as a citizen of indonesia, therefore making him a theif of his senatorial salary and a usurper of the presidency, but then again that's not all that funny to me...
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:32 pm
What do MacAulay Culkin and an Alien abduction victim have in common? They both been anal probed by a pale looking being.
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 12:28 pm
Now that he's gone what other hideously deformed, psychotic, child-obsessed, man-boy am I going to make fun of now that Bush is out of office?
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:20 pm
farrah fawcett got to heaven and god said "what is your last wish for the people of earth?" farrah said "i want to save the children." so god killed michael jackson.
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 12:18 pm
MJ wanted to be made in to a whistle so little kids can still blow him
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 11:19 am
MJ is like a grocery bag b/c he is made of plastic and a danger to small children
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 11:16 am
MJ died of food poisioning, coroner determines culprit was 10 yr old weiner.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 11:44 pm
And here's TTH polishing his rocks and wiping off his broom!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 11:42 pm
you need the third as an announcer!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 11:41 pm
Curling ho's yellin come on baby right on the button, Pass the hogline hurry hurry sweep! The ultimate Canadian wet dream!
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 11:40 pm
Nice. If you buy two in Canada, do you get the third for half off?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 11:38 pm
as often as I can afford a pair!
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 11:36 pm
TTH, how often do women yell that at you?
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 11:34 pm
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 11:30 pm
I just like hearing those women yell HARD HARD HURRY HARD!
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 11:28 pm
That's how we train 'em.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 11:15 pm
Sorry, moo+. Being an American, I would have never thought of a curling broom. Very odd sport, if you ask me. I do like the women's league though. A woman sweeping makes the sexist pig in me happy. Take cover, I expect an estrogen counter attack.
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 11:07 pm
I meant a curling broom. But whatever floats your boat.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:56 pm
May i suggest the broom from a street sweeper?
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 10:55 pm
Ouch. If you're going to use a broom, make sure it's an old wooden one so you can add the pain of splinters.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:16 pm
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:16 pm
In all seriousness. It's better we gang up against the Timmies We can all agree to disagree. But collectively ass rape ( with a broom)the fucking motherfuckers who can't bring the funny.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:13 pm
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Get a room.....lol.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:12 pm
and i still reply how i like? there never was a hatchet no worries.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 10:10 pm
Sorry I have no respect for a sick pedophile, living or dead. TTH, I created this one a the other day but had to resubmit. Don't know what happened. Thanks for the kind words. I'm willing to bury the hatchet. You? (understand, I'll still post what I like)
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:08 pm
MJ had A strict abusive jehovahs witness upbringing. He was controlled as a child and never had a real childhood. It was a terrible thing to do to a child. It excuses NOTHING he did to those poor little kids and we must remember that.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:04 pm
That last not meant for you "no use" This one is. COME UP WITH YOUR OWN JOKES MOTARD.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 10:02 pm
STFU pedophile lover.
a name - June 28, 2009, 10:02 pm
He is absolutely right, you know. You should all be ashamed! That's why I'm going to McDonald's now to get the special McJackson Burger. It's 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns...We'll miss you MJ!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 10:02 pm
Absolutely hilarious five jesus juice drinkin lions! And yes i noticed who made it. brava brava
Corey - June 28, 2009, 10:00 pm
That is NOT FUNNY! He's dead! Have some fucking respect.
KDP3 - June 28, 2009, 9:24 pm
I'd got that text so many times

SLAVERY - Holy Crap! Cher used to own the Jacksons!


BUBBLES - Yeah, MJ's death really shook him up.

TAGS: monkey chimp michael jackson girlfriend
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by bOB cHIN

BoneCD - July 28, 2009, 5:04 pm
Too funny bOB...5 Poodles from me. What ever happen to Bubbles anyway?

THE TORN LOOK - Young Macaulay wondered why was it only fashionable around Michael's place?

TAGS: michael jackson macaulay caulkin
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by K Wells

. - October 29, 2009, 1:43 am

Reality vs Fiction -

samuel l jackson -

TAGS: samuel l jackson actors tough
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Sho - November 9, 2013, 6:20 pm
Does he look like a b!thc?

FEMALE ATHLETES - Its not whether you win or lose its..... Oh hell we'd watch regardless

TAGS: rice pinder jackson pole
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Coombsy007

forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:43 am
Cool down! 3 athletes and another hottie is better than only 3 athletes! ;)
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 2:38 am
Yeah I had that feeling after I submitted it. Shhhhhh!
valkor - July 29, 2011, 2:37 am
bottom right is lucy pinder, not an athlete but a fantastic page 3 model in the UK
Coombsy007 - July 28, 2011, 8:35 pm
Lauren Jackson, Allison Stokke, Stephanie Rice, and I dont know but she's hot. We're you the Mod to approve this?
crankyhead - July 28, 2011, 8:15 pm
i saw the tags... the pole vaulters name is allison stokke. she's delicious =)

TWO YEARS AGO - Michael Jackson has been dead for two years now and looking better than ever

TAGS: two years ago michael jackson
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Budog

Coombsy007 - September 27, 2011, 8:44 am
Nice to see that death didnt make him any more whiter or gaunt.

MICHAEL JACKSON - Go ahead Say his Name Three Times in the Dark...I DARE YA. I Double DARE YOU

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. - Black people kill people.

TAGS: guns samuel jackson black people
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by phinus

tomwolfpack - March 21, 2011, 1:40 pm
RACISM 101 next photo, Japanese, text: cars, cornering U.S market etc, etc...
death_samurai - June 26, 2008, 6:44 am

SAMUEL L. JACKSON - Ruining movies since the 70's

TAGS: jackson samuel wizard funny movies lol
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by Mitchell

Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm
You are so wrong man.

i dare you -

TAGS: samuel l jackson dog
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

EmilioDumphque - June 17, 2014, 9:14 pm
How many celebrities can point to the exact moment they became one?
steve1961 - June 17, 2014, 5:43 pm
5L for the poster...and 5MF-ing Lions for Oldsod's comment.
Oldsod - June 17, 2014, 4:33 pm
Ladie5 and gentlemen...Spaniel L. Jackson.

HE WHO ASPIRES - to be a hero must drink Brandy

SAMUEL L JACKSON - Is tried of these motifaking motifakers on this motifaking website!

TAGS: samuel jackson snakes plane
Rating: 4.47/5

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Reality Lord - February 18, 2013, 6:54 am

hey...that was actually quite witty...nice 1
LONGOS - February 18, 2013, 3:28 am
yep!!! he's f*ckin' TRIED...

PRINCESS - Today is gonna be a day you'll remember the rest of your life.

TAGS: princess tied michael jackson woods rnr
Rating: 2.7/5

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CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:57 am
so is your plan to hit up every MJ poster in his defence
gay - October 29, 2009, 1:55 am
This is gay MJ wouldnt hurt a fly!
PSA - November 2, 2008, 4:37 pm
thats actually a really good photoshop, if i hadn't seen the original i would have believed it
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 4:45 pm
I think Michael Jackson is laying a trap for R. Kelly.
GoForthAndDie - September 21, 2008, 3:38 am
Why? Nothing's gonna happen to her, Michael likes boys.


TAGS: michael jackson dead
Rating: 2.64/5

ABORTION - You're too late

TAGS: abortion micheal jackson gun youth parenting
Rating: 1.89/5
bOB cHIN - August 5, 2009, 3:41 pm
Unfortunately, his kids will grow up without the ability to ask their "Dad" why he did this, and why he acted the way he did. I don't think Michael should have procreated, it would have been much easier on all of us.
... - November 26, 2008, 1:37 pm
it's never too late for an abortion!

MICHAEL JACKSON - He's now working at my local 7/11

TAGS: michael jackson 7 11 working
Rating: 1.86/5

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Derek - February 1, 2010, 11:20 pm
...along with Elvis

WHO WILL? - Micheal Jackson can't. He's dead.

TAGS: micheal jackson
Rating: 4.43/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 5:02 am
Apparently the moth caterpillar, the snail, and the earthworm will help.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 21, 2012, 4:58 pm
Why the heck are pedophiles writing children’s’ books? That’5 worse than the one I made! :D #154696
Jenna3220 - June 19, 2012, 8:55 pm
Think you mean "Michael" not "Micheal"


TAGS: michael jackson paul mccartney dishes
Rating: 4.38/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 7:00 am
McCartney was fired shortly afterwards for feeling up the table with the wonky leg.


TAGS: ufos jackson et cold
Rating: 4.2/5

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coldinjected - February 18, 2012, 10:40 am
Is my poster a broken link now for everyone or just on my screen?
tellitlikeitis - February 4, 2011, 6:17 am
Fantastic, love it!
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:33 am



TAGS: wardrobe malfunction freedom jackson timberlake
Rating: 3.96/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 2:30 pm
JT would probably Fap to this poster, Conceited bitch that he is.


TAGS: jordan micheal jackson
Rating: 3.71/5

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Kspace - June 28, 2011, 8:35 am
Pedobear Approved


TAGS: michael jackson dead
Rating: 3.65/5

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okami - March 25, 2010, 1:43 am
. . .i thought he'd been that way since the Pepsi commercial. . .
Bartimaeus - November 20, 2009, 9:42 pm
Not to beat a electroencephalographically challenged horse...but has anyone else noticed the juxtaposition of that microphone to his pelvis?
Woodywood03a - September 3, 2009, 12:25 am
You saw him laying there... He is dead.


WRONG - On so many levels

TAGS: michael jackson
Rating: 3.37/5

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. - October 29, 2009, 1:53 am
Sorry but i think you have a spelling error its ment to be RIGHT fuck head!
superduper - April 29, 2009, 4:49 am
THis is my 1st one. ITs a pic taken from the "Neverland" museum in MJs house. See the kid in tears on the right? ;)


TAGS: michael jackson freddy mercury
Rating: 3.05/5

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melissa1125 - October 30, 2011, 3:08 pm
Lame. The great Freddie Mercury NEVER was a child molester!
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:16 pm
..gives whole new meaning to black & white??

MICHAEL JACKSON HAS COURT, HIS LAWYER ASKED HIM IF THEY HAD ANY EVIDENCE ON HIM... - Michael replied, yes, but it's only minor shit.

TAGS: mj jacko michael jackson funny
Rating: 2.87/5

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CANADA - October 29, 2009, 2:02 am

GOOD PLAN - Protect your nuts Senator or Jesse will cut them off!

TAGS: obama democrats vote election jesse jackson nuts
Rating: 2.78/5

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chin - July 31, 2008, 8:34 am
Jackson....nutless himself, after the old lady found out about the last illegit kid.


TAGS: mj michael jackson lego kids
Rating: 2.45/5

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Grr much - October 29, 2009, 1:42 am
i think yous should go to hell Michael Jackson was a better person then you will ever be and he never ever raped no kids so get over yourself!
Guest - June 26, 2009, 7:20 pm
May he rot in hell.
BriaHere - June 26, 2009, 2:32 pm
Woah, he just died. Don't have to be so mean about him already. I don't think he was a paedophile.
garth - June 26, 2009, 11:44 am
dick: is that sarcasm? your post's itentions seem clouded. such hate, hate leads to the dark side. theres no room left in the galaxy for any more sith (thats right motifake users, i just said that)
Agent K - June 26, 2009, 10:55 am
i love how everyone knows he was as guilty as OJ yet have nothing but nice words *ahem* so here he was a weirdo and fucking pedo who ruined the psyche of gof knows how many kids so yea im glad hes dead he wont be fucking kids now...
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 10:51 am
strong defense for a man who had no respect for the living (children)
Dick - June 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Wow, what heartless fuck made this? Have some respect for the dead cock sucker!
lolo - June 26, 2009, 10:10 am
no comment ok?


TAGS: jesse jackson dr martin luther king
Rating: 2.27/5

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BoneCD - July 2, 2009, 7:43 am
The only way that he will attain his mentors status is to go down like him...there I've said it and I can't take it back


TAGS: michael jackson moonwalk motown 25
Rating: 1.95/5

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. - October 29, 2009, 1:44 am
least he can do the moonwalk! I bet you cant!!!

MICHAEL JACKSON - It's OK son, the scary man with funny face has gone now!

TAGS: michael jackson kids
Rating: 1.7/5

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Faceplant31 - January 27, 2010, 5:13 pm
I agree Jake. Names kinda fitting for a douche tho!
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 4:34 pm
Someone's been sniffing the glue again!
Dusha - January 27, 2010, 4:32 pm
K Wells, you SUCK! Michael is da best, truly the King of Music and Great Heart! BTW, he's not gone. His death is a hoax.

MJJ'S TRIAL - Is A Bunch Of Shit!! (He Was Innocent!)

TAGS: michael jackson trial
Rating: 1.54/5

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Atari Mitsuku - January 10, 2010, 12:51 pm
Yay for Michael!! Innocent!!! R.I.P Mjj.
KRoNiK - December 19, 2008, 4:35 pm
isnt it mj not mjj
english--and proud - November 17, 2008, 8:31 am
Or is it ..Money talks..justice walks..!!
english--and proud - November 17, 2008, 8:29 am
This guy really give me the creeps..i know justice is suppose to be blind,but surely that don't extend to juries..or does it ???
LogicDude - November 17, 2008, 8:24 am
At the point where they said "Not Guilty."
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 17, 2008, 5:21 am
I'm confused... you say he was innocent... he was found innocent... at which point did it become a bunch of shit?

APPARENTLY, SAMUEL JACKSON CAN'T TAKE REJECTION - I dare you, I double dog dare you mutha fuka. Reject my motifakes again! Reject my motifakes one more god damn time!!

TAGS: rejection samuel l jackson style
Rating: 1.28/5

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phydeaux - April 23, 2010, 2:13 pm
rerun FTW!
Jmac0585 - April 23, 2010, 9:47 am
But another poster with Jules? I don't know if you could justify the disk space. I think he was trying to be clever. But then again, the South was trying to... nope, nothing to be gained there. Question a mod? Maybe, but an invitation for self sex? No.
rerun - April 23, 2010, 9:42 am

racism question could go either way, if you are going to use an actors name in a m-fake, the image should be of said actor. That is where my thinking of race issue comes from. Sarge could have debated that point, but telling anybody to go F**..is not good
Jmac0585 - April 23, 2010, 9:39 am
I didn't see this as racist. I didn't see it as funny, either. But calling out a moderator isn't a good idea, especially in a foreign language, where I gotta use a translator to know what you are inviting them to do.
rerun - April 23, 2010, 9:28 am

sarge and sarge2 have been banned...the chinga comment cemented his fate
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 8:15 am
I don't think it's racist. Just not funny, as it relies on swearing, which is not big nor clever. Wanker.
culos - April 23, 2010, 6:13 am
Look at your rating and re-think who's lacking in the humor department.
sarge2 - April 23, 2010, 3:46 am
Your comment is proof that you sir have no sense of humor and if i have offended you i am sorry; sorry that you cannot take a joke. horrible and racist my ass;if you don't like it pos chinga tu madre.
sarge2 - April 23, 2010, 3:40 am
Okay mr 'rerun' i never ment any racial comments and/or implication when i made this 'motifake'.i just meant this as a joke.
rerun - April 23, 2010, 1:46 am

horrible and racist. Guess poster thinks all black men (even animated ones) look alike
boeweizer - April 23, 2010, 1:34 am
not rejected 1 bombed
Kubi - April 23, 2010, 1:12 am
Rejected... wasn't so hard

Congratulations -

TAGS: samuel l jackson typecast award
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:42 pm
Jurassic Park?? Bad-ass computer nerd???


Moon Walking -


Fishburne vs Jackson -

MUSICIAN - It hurts to say this, but let's face it: Things got so weird at one point, that he had to DIE in order for us to remember that he actually was one.

TAGS: musician assignment michael jackson
Rating: 4/5

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Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:59 pm
agreed, very true. 5L's
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 3:24 pm
lol too true, man. Too true. 5/5


IRONY - and it was.


TAGS: michael jackson experience videogame moonwalk
Rating: 3.75/5

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robbidos - February 10, 2013, 2:26 pm
*Not for small boys*


TAGS: jessie jackson
Rating: 3.48/5

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Jmac0585 - June 2, 2009, 10:22 am
By that black people think that they are being unfairly oppressed, and insisting that he is working on their behalf, and also that work isn't cheap.
lola - June 2, 2009, 3:16 am
How does this pirate make a living?


TAGS: elvis day lisa marie presley michael jackson spinning in his grave
Rating: 3.09/5

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Stormhawk - June 14, 2010, 7:32 pm
You will not believe what the right corner sponser for this was, an ad for Graceland
Fatt Matt - December 11, 2009, 12:41 pm
If gluttony is really a sin, I'd say Elvis is there too.
rerun - December 11, 2009, 11:21 am

you are assuming that they are both in the same place.
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 10:40 am
At least Elvis is able to beat the shit out of him now

LAUREN JACKSON - 77 inches of pure Aussie sunshine

TAGS: lauren jackson
Rating: 3/5

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GuinnessTroll - March 9, 2010, 12:39 am
Taller...yet, oddly more masculine. She is very tall and very much a lesbian. NTTIAWWT
MrBlack - March 7, 2010, 9:37 am
77 inches? Damn, she's taller than I am.



TAGS: theone michael jackson
Rating: 2.91/5

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Anonymous2 - March 15, 2011, 8:06 pm
I agree, may Bubbles forever rest in peace.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 10:59 am
agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 5:39 pm
Agreed, One... and for that, I'm glad to give an otherwise good poster 5L
TheOne - March 12, 2011, 4:35 pm
I think it would've sounded better if i said die.

STANDIN' ON A CORNER - In Winslow, Arizona, such a fine sight to see...

TAGS: eagles take it easy glenn frey jackson browne
Rating: 2.67/5

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CANADA - August 5, 2009, 12:00 pm
looks like about a '58 ford

MICHAEL JACKSON - What are they going to do now? Recycling isn't till monday!

TAGS: jackson death
Rating: 2.54/5

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madandlovingit - February 2, 2011, 4:26 pm
this is gay - October 29, 2009, 1:58 am
agreed with the other guest MJ HATERS GO TO HELL!!!
you dumb - October 8, 2009, 10:11 pm
this isnt even funny, you sick people. you sick, sick, sick repulsive, disgusting people.
BuZZbomb - June 26, 2009, 9:05 pm
Yeah, yeah, I know what 'happened'...
BuZZbomb - June 26, 2009, 9:04 pm
Two things happened happened today. 1 - Tito and Jermaine said "YES! Now WE have a chance!" 2 - Pedobear shed a tear and then smiled while thinking "YES! More for ME!"
Guest - June 26, 2009, 7:24 pm
I think Reggie was getting MJ's sloppy seconds.
Fatty - June 26, 2009, 1:47 pm
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:51 am
I'm gonna guess Reggie's lawsuit bombed and he's just hoping to be in the will.
Reggie D. - June 26, 2009, 9:42 am
I really hope everyone who has bad shit 2 say about MJ will have a very fucked up death. learn some damn manner's and show some fucking RESPECT!
Reggie D. - June 26, 2009, 9:42 am
I really hope everyone who has bad shit 2 say about MJ will have a very fucked up death. learn some damn manner's and show some fucking RESPECT!
Emily. - June 26, 2009, 7:15 am
Oh gosh that is AWFUL, and fucking hilarious.

REV. JESSE JACKSON - He'll cut off Obama's nuts!

HE'S DEAD - Does this mean I can do the book deal now?

MICHAEL JACKSON - Still Loves The Stump

TAGS: michael jackson
Rating: 2.36/5

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Treehodger - October 18, 2009, 12:27 pm
Now I know I made a lot of bad ones, but this? By the way, as for the picture goes, I do not see it.
spacedog - October 13, 2009, 5:21 pm
Uhm...I'm sorry to say I don't get this one Lederhosen. I think the pic is funny, likening MJ to a stump with what could be an image of a sphincter...but the caption?

HE'S JUST ANOTHER DREAMER - Dreamin' 'bout Everyman

THE KING OF POP - Smooth, but not a criminal.

TAGS: michael jackson
Rating: 2.2/5

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Vincent - December 11, 2009, 6:57 pm

MJ 2000 V1 & V2 - Version 3 comes with cup holders

NORMAL - Michael... I think your definition is different from the rest of the world. Seriously.

TAGS: michael jackson
Rating: 1.9/5

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TigerKid - September 19, 2008, 7:59 am
MWLF *salutes* thanks for the LoL
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 10:48 pm
Wow, he was black, then white, then pale deathly white, and now he's gone 8 bit. IN the end, Michael Jackson wil be a single pixel, bouncing back and forth across a screen in a hospital, the first human being to turn into Pong.

Changes -

TAGS: jackson
Rating: 1.89/5

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THIS IS IT! - Oh yes! Thanks goodness!


TAGS: samuel jackson scarlett johansson meme
Rating: 5/5

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ThatKoffeeBurns - July 12, 2016, 12:27 am
thank you, appreciate it. =)
ThatKoffeeBurns - July 12, 2016, 12:25 am
lolll me either
concern3 - July 6, 2016, 12:48 pm
Nice, UP yours
Silverheart - July 6, 2016, 10:44 am

I almost didn't see him there.

self-hate -

TAGS: hate jackson racism race human
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 7, 2016, 11:37 am
Now THAT'S a poster jeebus lmao
JesusWept - July 5, 2016, 8:56 am
What a life journey. He started as a poor black boy and ended up as a rich white woman XD

Saint Moses the Black: The Movie -

TAGS: saint moses sam jackson movies
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 23, 2013, 4:04 am

Say what again... Samuel 5Ls Jackson for the Pulp Fiction referencs

Michael Jackson -

Tee Hee -

TAGS: old ladies mean talk people michael jackson
Rating: 4.78/5

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MissPriss - February 17, 2016, 2:20 am
GaryO - February 16, 2016, 11:04 pm
'Up' is good....at my age
MissPriss - February 16, 2016, 10:53 pm
Thinking that meant you like it? Up...down...so confusing not much unlike my love life.
MissPriss - February 16, 2016, 10:50 pm
thanks jebus!
GaryO - February 16, 2016, 9:40 pm
oh, yeah...this is up
JesusWept - February 16, 2016, 4:58 pm
Let's start with the girl on the left heh. Upvoted.

MJ Recycled -

The Pretender -

CROSSOVER GAMES - Not that fun anymore